Things on my list of things to do today:
Take twins to the dentist (that is a different post entirely...) Check!
Get dinner ready for guests tonight. Check!
Get the twins down for their nap early. Check!
Things not on my list but accomplished with awesome aptitude:
Superglue rubber band to finger. Check!
Slice finger open. Check!
Now if only the two unexpected events had been done in reverse order, there would not have been so much blood.